You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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