hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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