hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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