Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Is it penis luge time yet?
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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