the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
