And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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