can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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