Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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