Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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