I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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