@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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