In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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