I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
sex in a hospital.. check
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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