If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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