Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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