Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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