its not stalking. its research.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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