For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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