i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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