I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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