I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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