At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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