There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I could fuck to npr.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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