Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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