You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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