So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
