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try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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