I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
