Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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