the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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