: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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