and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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