That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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