I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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