So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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