fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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