The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
