so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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