Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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