They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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