Whod you bang
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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