Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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