You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
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