One girl and one boy is just not enough.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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