Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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