we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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