Buhtt sex?
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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