xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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