have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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