my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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